![I’ve got to stop killing people. It’s always so messy.
(of course I joke, it’s hair dye. But now I’ve got a costume idea for my birthday [halloween!])](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41nfuacUI1r02ey8o1_250.png)
I’ve got to stop killing people. It’s always so messy.
(of course I joke, it’s hair dye. But now I’ve got a costume idea for my birthday [halloween!])
Macerana..
I loved this movie. You can’t understand how much I loved this movie. Having grown up on horror movies this movie is it. My friends told me it was lame but I’ve long since learned that their advice on horror related anything is bullshit and I was right. The Cabin in the Woods. Go see it if you want a refreshing change of pace.
she wears short skirts
im a satanist
shes cheer captain and
ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
(via spencey-prep)
i am just in awe of the fact that there are people in this world that tolerate me
(via spencey-prep)
My hair is this vibrant candy apple red and I thought I should share before I wash it in the morning.
(via iamahugslut)
[Description for image below: Will Ferrell’s face shopped onto the right side of a plain-black-background-and-flaming-logo Hunger Games poster. I’m not sure if you should focus on this while you listen, or simply close your eyes and let your imagination take over.]
@cleolinda: That is actual Will Ferrell. This is some Funny or Die shit. That can’t be—WHO DISCOVERED THIS?!
@alliancesjr: I don’t know, but the moment I get a DVD I’m going to do an audio rip and get every single one of her lines.
@cleolinda: (I’m now imagining Will Ferrell shouting that John C. Reilly made him look weak. “He made you look DESIRABLE!”)
ETA/CONTINUED:
@alliancesjr: And yet it’s still Woody Harrelson.
@cleolinda: WELL OBVIOUSLY
@cleolinda: (Who’s Effie? Jane Lynch?)
(You’re welcome.)
@particle_p: @cleolinda We should try speeding up Will Ferrell by 33% too!
[SEVERAL MINUTES LATER]
@cleolinda: We’re now trying to see, if you speed up Talladega Nights, if you get Jennifer Lawrence praying to Dear Lord Baby Jesus.Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.
I’ll never get over how funny this is.
Someone get J-Law to say “And here’s the thing- It’ll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities”
(Source: captaintightpants)
I’ve got baby birds in the fake plants we hung on my porch. I’m so proud.
(the neighbors gave me the side eye while I dragged a stepladder out to take a picture. I can’t help that I’m short ok?)
I could play this game for hours on end and never get bored.
(Source: kurupt, via myheartisfilledwithh8)
